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Saturday, December 26, 2009

oh oh!
there are actually people from japan united states malaysia and hongkong
reading my blog! :O! so cool! LOL
2 from malaysia
2 from united states
1 from japan
12 from hongkong
and the rest from singapore LOL
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okay im bored, and baby's not home yet :(
going to be 4 already! you asshole!
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and i also went to see the keywords that ppl google to come to my blog.
i get things like: went to ohsofickle, w-yarlee, yarlee hyss, yarlee blog, w-yarlee.blogspot.com
-.- !
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and most of you are still going to my old blog url
to link to my new blog! hello! is my new url so hard to remember?
-.- my old blog link is like, fabricate-lies, so many letters to remember! LOL
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okay im really bored, seriously. want die already
baby ah baby, fast fly home ley, i want web cam!
you promised! i dont care! he's far far away singing kboxxx:(
okay la, im getting bored, blogging for the sake of blogging already-.-
bye bye :D:D


3:35 AM






So here i am 2am in the morning
waiting for baby to reach home :(

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Baby gave me this and another idk what issit called
for christmas and also our second month anniversary present.
it's damn cool, dont need batteries and use film
super light also. and the other thing that he gave me?
it's damn cool, some sort of mirror and also something that you
can put on your table and hook your shopping bags when you're out for lunch
cause obviously you dont want your shopping to be trod on by those no manners irritating ppl.
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okay, im going to talk about how i lived through my christmas :/
ytd, met baby first, initial plan was to go town
but on a second thought, i only got about twenty with me
and i have been spending alot of money lately
and also pretty much sick of all the ppl at town
they like 24/7 camp at town one lor!
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anyway, head off to bugis.
's been a long time since i last went there!
went into the lan at junction and learn how to play dota again :/
ahhhh~ imma slow learner. esp when it comes to games :x
ate pepper lunchhhhh at food republic :D
and it's nice (: dont understand why some people cant stand beefffff.
i think they taste good and theres a very good reason why people pay loads of money to get themself some really good and expensive steaks in restaurants instead of you know, chicken or pork.
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met vaney at bugis after that
and we go town together to meet up with ahliang yiren and co.
had a hard time deciding where to go. kbox or to find enping and co?
after sitting on the stupid ledge thats digging a ledge shape hole in my butt
for a very long period of time, baby decide that we should just all go find enping
and GOODNESS you wun believe the crowd
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it's even worst than the crowd in hongkong!
and hongkong's population is wayy bigger than singapore's
and also, the crowd at hk was much bigger too
and the QX at hongkong, although not as many as singapore's
but atleast they mangaed to get the people moving into subways
and clears the pathway and get the crowd moving.
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singapore ley! walao eh,
so many standing there be vase.
only know how to shine the bloody light around.
as if it was of any use. LOL
atfirst , being really civilised, we just move slowly
after awhile we got reall pissedd off, and me and vaney
become kan cheong spiders, and we start shoving pushing
and vaney start @#$#%$%^#%^#$%-ing LOLL
okay la i admited i did !#$#%@ alittle, but i was like wearing heels
AND THEY ARE LIKE STEPPING ON MY TOES
like a free free one! wah PAIN! LOL!

den everyone (baby van etc etc) started to hurl vulgarities
and insults at them, while they just stood there talking on their
walkie talkies LOL. not bad la, get to scold them in their face.
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at first we kept diving for cover
whenever those bastard start spraying those soap foam spray thingy,
and ofcourse everyone was hurling vulgarities at the culprits.
irritating people. esp those ah nehs. see them hold the spray jiu angry
why? cause they are known to spray their sprays at faces and jia kang tang
atleast van said so LOL!
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finally we managed to battled our way out of the never moving crowd
and reached cineleisure to meet up with enping and co.
and we very bastardly bought spray cans LOL
6 for 10 bucks! initially someone tried to sell us 3 for 10!
CHEATER! LOL. anyway, we were armed with two sprays each
and any ah nehs come along we just aim only LOL!
one of the ah nehs were taking pictures for a family of ah nehs
and me and van go spray the one taking picture LOL
and he turned white instantly! :D like magiccccc~ :P :/
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play play play LOL baby and jeremy(?) is the worst!
they creep up behind the ah nehs and spray their face!
jeremy(?) still go chase after them , scaring them LOL
and when anyone of them get angry, we will shout:
MERRY CHRISTMAS! LOL! they also lppl :/
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walk walk walk, my spray no more already
and a group of ah neh was approaching me,
i eye their sprays warily, and ARGH!!!
they spray right into my face!
and idk where they get their sprays from!
smells like those dirty toilets that hasnt been cleaned for DAYS
GOSH! *chokedd* baby got some in his face too
but he's cleverer LOL he spray back,
but i use both my hands to protect my hair and face instead of counter acttacking :/
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anyway, we missed the count down LOL
but cant say the day's not fun though (:
saw alicia there with her boyfriend
and took the last train home.
around 1.30 i think. and i'm still not tired!
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anyway
went home with vaney , saw albert on the mrt
and i comfirm want go night cycling again next year :D
okay i think i spend about one hour typing all these.
boring i know, was bust shoving everyone out of the way
so no hands to take pictures of how chaotic everything was
bye bye :D
p/s: congrats for finally reading till then end of the post! LOL


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Thursday, December 24, 2009

HAPPY SECOND MONTH BABY! :D
and also Christmas Eve~ :D
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So, im going to blog about something damn gross
so WARNING! this blogpost is not for the faint hearts
months ago, i blogged about those super disgusting ticks
which looked something like this.

so, what happened today.
i was scratching at Gigi's neck happily.
while staring into space, lost in my own thgouhts.
suddenly i felt this lump of something
still lost in my own thoughts,
i traced the lump absent mindedly with my fingers.
thinking it might just be another lump of fur.
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suddenly my mind caught up with what im doing.
gigi's fur is still pretty short,
how issit possible that his ridiculously short fur could
still get tangled up and form such a huge lump of clumbed-up-fur.
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so i parted his fur and glance at the lump of something
that my fingers found just minutes ago.
and i got a HUGE HUGE HUGE HUGE HUGE SHOCK
and i started screaming like crazy.
the TICKS that were THIS SIZE three months ago.

is now currently this size..
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not kidding, it's really about the size of a ten cent coin
AND I TOTALLY FREAKED OUT LA!
i mean jiaqi(sec3) already warned me it might grow up to this size
and i was like very determind to make myself believe that
the ticks on gigi (or whats left of them) will never grow to that size.
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and brave brave brave brave brave atika
pluck out three juicy fat engorged(with gigi's blood) ticks
and squished them. wah, they could hardly move la please!
damn gross lor please, poor dear darling gigi!
no wonder he kept scratching his neck area.
with his hind foot.
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so question:
WHY ARE THERE STILL TICKS
even after applying the "Revolution" thing
thats supposed to put to an end to all this ticks business!?!?
so gross la! somemore not only one fat engorged tick leh
THREE LEH! WALAO EH!
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okay anyway nothing to blog already :D
byee
p/s: my hair stood up and i felt insects crawling all over my limbs as i recount about what happened today-.- gosh, now i feel like i have ticks all over my body. SO GROSS!


1:01 AM





Tuesday, December 22, 2009

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Went town yet again but with mommyy and my maid
went to 313 somerset! almost went mad there
cause there's like THREE level of F21 stores in there
THREE(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
but i didnt have much time to spent over there
cause mummy was bored of those "xiao hai zi de yi fu"
LOL but she got herself a dress and she wore it on the spot LOL!
thanks to zhuhong for telling me about the huge F21 store in 313somerset(:
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Went into Cotton On as well,
but didnt get anything there, went into body shop too.
mummy got herself quite a number of make-ups
and i just got myself this shimmery cherry pink lipstick
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was damn tired after walking into so many malls
and shops and passed so many push carts.
went into taka, sorely tempted, but im a good girl.
mummy wanted a cup of coffee cause she was complaining about
how tiring shopping is, and that she's going to fall asleep soon. =="!
so we went to Starbucks at wisma atria.
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Had our dinner at Ding Tai Feng
and homedd early cause mummy's tired!
so am i :/ i woke up damn early today okay.
like 11+ only leh!-.- cause my mum was like :
wah, today say want go shopping, then still sleep till so late
and i thought it's like already 1pm 2pm-.-
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yeap, so end of post,
byebye :D
P/s: my internet sucks alot alot alot alot alot (!!!)


11:32 PM






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Town with vaney~ :D
Im really broke today, i only got like 60 bucks with me
and im not even supposed to spent those!
they are supposed to last me for atleast a week
LOL! dieee~~ but im not complaining. :D
love those skirtsss, but i doubt i will wear them very often:/
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Baby came over with jingsong ,
initial plan was to sing kbox
cause vaney's friend claim that it's only 10 bucks!
the manager over there was being really kind to us
he gave us the price of 3 ppl with 20 percent discount
instead of four ppl. but it's still a freaking 22 bucks each
and i was like, shit.. i only left with like 12 bucks la :(
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slack at the void deck till around 10++pm
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crazy retro nails LOL!
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baby and van say this picture look as if jingsong's naked :/
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i look so skinny here!
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baby's stupid dimpleeee
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i think van look damn cool here LOL
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found this new function in my camera LOL
makes this cool yellow yellow lighting
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with flash~
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vaneyyy~!
okay bye bye :D


12:28 AM





Sunday, December 20, 2009

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL! :D
just now we didnt managed to sing birthday song
so im going to sing it here (:
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happy birthday to you~
happy birhtday to you~
happy birthday to vaneyyy~~~
happy birthday to you!
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okay, let me show you the cake that i baked for her :DIMG_1574
before vaney come over,
baby and jingsong was like laughing themselves silly
why? cause according to THEM
my chocolate cake bears a STRONG resemblance to pile of poop
:(( and guess what! baby laugh the loudest! )'= !!
baby, you die already okay, next time die also wun bake for you.
and then vaney come over.
she took one look at the cake
and she burst out laughing, saying: look liks shit!
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so sad!!!!!! )'= !!!!
thank goodness im not a FnN student
else comfirm fail one -.- and yeah. after that statement made by vaney
everyone started laughing, BABY LAUGHED THE LOUDEST!
that asshole :( jingsong keep say me i still okay ley. BABY!!!!!! how could you!?!
okay, nevermind. :( my first attempt ley!
wu xim bo! :(
den when i told them that it's my first attempt, baking cake
vaney was like : WAH! why i become guinea pig!
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!!!!! WAH!!!!! :(
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but nevermind !
okay one! :( but i think it doesnt taste that bad lor!
i added like milk chocolate, cocoa powder and dark chocolate with nuts
okay la, maybe a tad too sweettttt. but i think it still taste OK :(
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more pictures with the birthday girlll :D
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everyone tasting my cake :D
okay la, i admit, really look like a pile of shit-.-
but dont tell me that okay, just continue lying to me
i will be damn happy. LOL!
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and early christmas present :D
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actually i kinda mixed up everything-.-
but nevermind, i guess only baby know what im trying to say-.-
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blah! im the only one with natural jet black hair
and im proud of it okay ! >:)
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LOOK! jingsong finally got himself a piercing!


11:33 PM





Saturday, December 19, 2009

So today we had this mini Christmas party
at Parc Vista's function room :D

Played afew games, bible quizzes, and BBQ~
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Zhiwen daoshi was like using the hotdog to spread the butter!
it look damn wrong , at first he was using his hands to hold the hotdog
and spreading the butter, but he switched to the tongs,
before i could get a picture of him spreading the butter with the hotdog in his hands

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Look damn professional right LOL!
compare that to the bbq we had on our chalet! LOL!!
but why need banana leaves? :O
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At first,i camp at the pit there, :P
waiting to kope the food once it was done :P
i was like thinking: clever people will wait by the pit
but after awhile, i realise,those people camping around the pit's not clever
why? cause camping at the table waiting for the food to be brought down is cleverer :/
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So i joined the camping-at-the-tables people LOL!
see, we still get to have a seat :D
whereas the ppl around the pit have to stand.
okay la, i was crapping LOL
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Wee~
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Okay, this is a bowl of thick herbal black chicken soup.
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Nah, i was joking, :/ it's wet charcoal :/
:D okay finish blogging already, byebye :D


11:39 PM